Swear to god.
It's like Lenin.

The REALLY weird thing though?
There's only about one picture of it on the web (barely).
And NOBODY talks about it.
I have scoured the internet and there's not a peep.

Does anyone know about this?

For someone like me, who can never decide what to eat, having a place to go (packed to the brim with perfectly prepared food) is heaven.
Clearly we need these here.

It's really kinda like New York in the summer.
Except that they have siestas.

Which means, in the summer, in the middle of the day, NO ONE IS OUT.
Locals don't start venturing out until 2-3, when they get light tapas meals.
And then dinner doesn't formally start until 9ish.

It was pretty damn pleasant.
The bits I was awake for.

Soon.

I'm not entirely sure why I cared so much.
I think I was mostly feeling guilty.

That guy wasn't doing anything, then I came along and dug him up.
To leave him for the birds just seemed rude.

I do not bounce apparently.

Lord help me.

And him.
Basically, these treatments keep him fully hydrated.