May 2013 be grand for all of us!

(Also, I'll be taking Thursday off again.)
(Sorry.)

Here's hoping it's everything you wanted!

Forget using my feeble arms.
Just roll me in the thicket.
I'll Katamari the debris out.

A note to the future.
If I have managed to survive this week, that, in and of itself, will be a Christmas miracle.

I am being completely serious.

Mitigating guilt.