December 22 2010

Didn't work out that way.
But I think my family found about the last xbox in Arizona.

December 21 2010

December 15, 2010

I've since gotten over it.
But caramel production has been effectively put on hold.
(hit a thousand though)

December 14, 2010

Oh ho ho.
That was fun.

December 13, 2010

Right now, my whole house is a staging area.
But I learned a long time ago that all projects have an ugly stage.
And it will be beautiful when it's done.

December 8, 2010

December 7, 2010

December 6, 2010

December 1, 2010

That smell.
That smell just sticks to you forever.

November 30, 2010

November 28, 2010

Wish me luck.

November 24, 2010

November 23, 2010

So cozy.
So warm.
So unfair that I have to get up.

November 22, 2010

November 17, 2010

...
On the one hand, I'm pleased that I can entertain myself.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure that somewhere this is a certifiable cry for help.

November 16, 2010

Ga-aaahhh!
Yes.
June.
One of them got me and they've been ringing my phone off the hook ever since.
Understandably, it doesn't really put me in a giving mood.

November 15, 2010

THAT'S RIGHT.
I sing for my supper.
and dance

Because I love it so.

November 10, 2010

I have special animals.
They need special help.

Occasionally, I do too.

November 9, 2010

I am horrible at taking time off for myself.

November 8, 2010

It's a really weird noise.

But like I said, vaccinations were the cause.
And it has since gone away.
But a side note; if your small mammals are making crackling noises, and you can't think of any way air could have gotten under the skin, TAKE THEM TO THE VET.
Seriously.

My PSA is now over.

Special

A recent trip to Disneyland brought up some wonderful memories.
(always does)

Although, I'm a bit bummed to hear that the log design has changed so that a small child can no longer fit in the leg area.
I always thought that was the best part.

October 27, 2010

You don't really get a day off when you want to break into comics.

October 26, 2010

October 25, 2010

This-
-is truly disappointing.
Is it me, or does Halloween programming get consistently worse each year?

October 21, 2010

It's so strong.
And it's not like I'm not cleaning in there.
Ask people.
I'm a clean freak.

I think it's the bad air circulation in my room.
But alas, I've been airing it out the last couple a days.
And that smell just keeps coming back.

October 17, 2010

Correct Answer: The Mail.
Lookin' for the mail.

I always end up places, not remembering why I came.

October 16, 2010

Awww-sooome!

That's right folks.
Jen Van Meter's Hopeless Savages will be back in 2011 out of Oni Press.
And yours truly will be a contributor.
It will rock.

Check out Oni Press here.
And the official announcement here.
And the first look here.

October 13, 2010

I make noises all the time.
Though I try to do them when no one's around.

October 12, 2010

I'm...
Gonna try to go back to the happy.

October 11, 2010

All day.

October 6, 2010

It's aaalmost fall.
Almost.

October 5, 2010

Answer:
Freak storm.
Hail was involved.
Many accidents resulted.

Thankfully, none of them mine.

October 4, 2010

Fair to say, there are days when I'll find myself staring out the window, and realize I've been doing that for a good fifteen minutes.
Not looking at anything.

September 29, 2010

My brain is a mass of random facts and useless trivia.
So sometime it takes a while for the relevant stuff to float to the surface.
Of course, I didn't remember this little gem until I was finishing off the last banana in the house.

Funny, innit?

September 28, 2010

September 27, 2010

They've been particularly bad this year.

September 22, 2010

I have to preface this with the facts that:

1. They do exist.
2. THEY ARE SOOO ADORABLE!

It stands to reason that anything miniaturized instantly becomes cuter.

And who can't use their own personalized milk maker?
Truly.

September 21, 2010

Yep.
Life's messy right now.
But it will get better eventually.

(And the windows/doors are looking real nice.)

September 20, 2010

What can you say?

September 15, 2010

Augh.
Should I even be owning up to this?

I blame television programming.
Why is there nothing good on at eight?

September 14, 2010

Actually, its all our windows and doors.
And they're still in the process of being completed.
Luckily though, the dogs are now spending their days at doggie daycare.

And I SWEAR.
I am not abusing my dogs.
They just got bored with me when I was picking up after them and decided to lie down in the shade.
Of course though, under the Arizona sun that makes it look like you've dragged your animal halfway across the desert with no water.

(Please don't call ASPCA on me.)

September 13, 2010

Bleaching drains to kill roaches.
It's something to do.

September 8, 2010

Ah.
Money.
So good.

And Wildstorm.
Seriously.
There has to be repercussions for jerkface behavior.

As for body language.
All I can say is we should all be paying way more attention.
Most of the stuff is pretty simple to grasp.
Its just a factor of whether or not one's looking for it.

September 7, 2010

Didn't take.

September 1, 2010

I'm a much better passenger than driver.

August 31, 2010

I make horrible television viewing choices.
Truly.

Oh.
And children.
Please disregard everything here.

This strip never happened.

August 30, 2010

Um.
I should not watch those shows.

August 25, 2010

That...
...happens.

August 24, 2010

There are times when just getting out of bed is a successful measure of the day.

August 23, 2010

These things happen.
Not often.
But occasionally.