Nice Barrel! Banana Republic or the Gap?J/k
Oh inner thigh holes in pants. I recall sitting down at a restaurant and hearing this type of hole begin and therefore end my pants. Apparently pants aren't ment to last for longer than a year before the fabric is threadbare.
Bah.I need... TITANIUM PANTS!
Q: How did you fit in those pants?A: Iron Man suit apparatus...
LET'S MAKE THAT HAPPEN!
Could you imagine having to use the restroom though? NO Bueno. No Bueno at all.