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That book was one of the single most depressing things from my childhood and I am constantly attempting to repress the memory.
To this day I cannot read it.

These people obviously hate children.

God.
What is happening to my life?
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It's not.
But SuGAH Bomb is.

But let's be frank.
This can, in no way, become a reality.
Ignoring the fact that I'm athletically challenged, it should also be mentioned that I am a frail, fragile, delicate flower.
And they would crush me.

Couch Cat says:

I'm still recouping from Tucson Comic.Con so you'll have to contend yourself with this.

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Ahhh...
Nothing like sleeping on the warming glow of one's lightboard.

Yep.