I think "colon blowout" should be a 90 grunge band name :)
LOL! And that sucks. I think I'm with you on the sleep thing. Waking up early for no reason blows. Mid-day naps FTW.
I want to see a serious-like infomercial for a pill that starts with "Do you suffer from complete and total 'colon blowout'"?
Ha!I just keep remembering the SNL "Colon Blow" skit.One of my favorites.